A Loathsome Instrument

From the desk of Ned P. Rauch:

The chimes, or wind chimes, are easily the most annoying instrument around. No one should play these, especially this guy and his "ethnic situations." (As a rule of thumb, never take tips about anything, but certainly chime-playing, from someone whose sweater matches the sound-proofing foam on the wall behind him.) Unfortunately, lots of people do play these awful things. I'd rather be jailed with a hippie and a rain stick for a week than listen to the chimes for 10 minutes.