"Sometimes She Cries" by Warrant. A reading

From the desk of Ned P. Rauch:

Is This Thing On?... welcomes its first guest reader. Geoff DeVito has circled the globe, set foot on more continents than most people—save the six-fingered man from "The Princess Bride"—can count on one hand, shot the falls at the Wilmington Flume, nearly created an empire with nothing but the best pineapple salsa you've ever tasted and a dream and regularly cracks triple digits at the bowling lanes. As a boy he ranked as one of New Hampshire's top competitive cross-country skiers. As a man he performed "Purple Lilacs," which you can watch here, at a wedding in Uzbekistan. For the Ten Dollar Radio Show, which is honored to have him, he reads "Sometimes She Cries," the third hit single from Warrant's 1989 album, "Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking Rich."

Mr. DeVito is also a prolific blogger. If you're curious about his attempts to become an infomercial star, click here. If you're wondering about his latest jaunt through my homeland, click here.